The Freeky Geeky Files: The Trap Run's Section 1 Final Push (and Its Distractions)
RJ: "Pandora, you will be happy to know we have the last 3 Section 1 of the trap run all packed up!"
Pandora: "Well, I'll be. I am somewhat impressed you managed to avoid letting Glitch distract you long enough to get them done, RJ. A minor miracle. However, my admiration is fleeting. There's still a rather large amount of work conspicuously present on that table."
RJ: (Nods, sighs, looking at the table.) "You're right. That's the next battle. Now, where to begin on this mountain..."
Glitch: (Zips in, buzzing, holding a small, brightly colored object.) "RJ! RJ! Did you know? This bolt can also be a tiny rocket ship! We can launch it! WOO-HOO!"
RJ: (A weary sigh, looking at Glitch.) "Glitch, that's... a fascinating idea. But no, we are not launching bolts like tiny rockets. Not today, anyway."
Phobos:"This is an opportune moment, RJ! The fire extinguisher tags are past due! And that wobbly leg on the plasma cutter workbench! And the dust accumulation on the high shelves! We need a comprehensive safety audit, immediately!"
RJ: "Phobos, okay, okay, noted. Audit. Fire extinguisher. Got it. Now, about this actual work..."
Mopes: (Drifts in, a faint sigh, gesturing slowly with his broom-staff.) "The sawdust... a fine blanket of neglect... upon the saw station. And the misplaced screws... near the drill press... awaiting their return... to order..."
RJ: "Mopes, yes, I know. Saw station. Screws. It's on the list. The very long list that seems to grow every time I blink."
Pandora: (Her voice from monitor, dry, almost exasperated tone.) "Oh, for heaven's sake. The entire management team has now officially devolved into a distraction committee. It’s quite impressive, really. One trying to launch bolts, another predicting safety apocalypse, and the third lamenting dust. All while orders remain... unfulfilled."
RJ: (He throws his hands up, then lets out a weary laugh, looking at the monitor.) "Oh, you noticed? A 'distraction committee' is a mild way to put it. My brain's officially on 'distraction overload' mode. But hey, at least it's never boring."
RJ: (He looks around the shop, a tired but content smile. Addresses the audience.) "So yeah, it's never truly 'done' here, just 'next phase ready.' Hope your own personal quests are just as fulfilling, Eeeks. And maybe slightly less prone to spontaneous combustion."
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