The Freeky Geeky Files: The CAD Labyrinth
RJ: "Oh, tonight's story. Okay, I don't know if it's good or bad, but it's chaotic for sure. First, let's talk about my CAD file. Yes, file singular. I have multiple projects, mutiple files? no, not me, I have a lot of projects inside one file."
Pandora: (Her crisp voice from the main workshop monitor.) "RJ, what in the blazes is that? Is that Glitches handwriting on a CAD file? Why would you let Glitch scribble all over a file we're actually showing?"
RJ: (Sighs.) "Uhm, that's my handwriting, Pandora. And I was writing with a stylus pen on my phone... not 'letting Glitch scribble.' It's called quick notation."
Pandora: "I've seen your regular handwriting. I've seen your notes. Trust me, it's not much better. It's a digital enigma."
RJ: "Anyway, as I was saying—"
Glitch: (Voice buzzing with excitement, from a tablet.) "OMG! Are those full-scale firehouse doors?! Why have we not built these yet?! We need a giant fire pole!"
RJ: (Looks at Glitch, exasperated.) "Because Pandora won't let us... but as I was saying, my file is a chaotic mess. However, I know where all is in there, mentally. And the last few days I've been looking non-stop at parts needed for Section 2 Part 1 of the trap run we're working on."
Pandora: (Her voice from the monitor, a rare, almost chipper tone.) "Oh, we're finally making more progress? That's... unexpected."
RJ: "You're chipper tonight, aren't you? As I was saying, I was looking at the files trying to remember if I made all the changes I needed to make, but I could not precisely remember. But however, I take photos of everything! So I was able to scroll back a few months ago and review my picture log."
Phobos: (Twitches, eyes wide, from a shadowed corner.) "A chaotic file! That's a data integrity risk! What if you open the wrong layer and delete a critical component?! And prolonged screen time! Eye strain! Digital fatigue! The risk of cognitive meltdown from visual clutter is immense!"
RJ: "Phobos, it's not going to melt down. It's just my brain trying to decipher my own genius sometimes. It's a mental labyrinth, not a physical one."
Phobos: (Voice rising, hands twitching.) "But the invisible risks! The corrupting data! What if the file spontaneously reorganizes itself into a sentient virus?! We are all doomed!"
RJ: (Sighs, runs a hand through his beard, then shakes his head.) "See what I mean? Never a dull moment. My brain's officially on 'distraction overload' mode. But hey, at least it's never boring."
Mopes: (Drifts in, a faint sigh.) "Plans... once clear... now scattered. Like digital dust. The burden of too much information... leads only... to the forgetting... of original intent."
RJ: (Nods, wry smile.) "Mopes, you always know how to brighten my day. Yes, my brain might be a little full. But it means I'm learning, right?"
Mopes: (A low drone, almost imperceptible.) "Learning... a temporary state... before the return... to oblivion. And then... the endless cycle... of relearning..."
RJ: (Looks around the workshop, a tired but amused smile. He addresses the audience.) "So yeah, my CAD files might be a disaster area, but hey, at least I've got the pictures to prove I was productive. My brain's a labyrinth, Eeeks, but at least I built it myself. Hope your own digital landscapes are slightly less... unorganized."
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