The Freeky Geeky Files: The Bleeding TARDIS Mystery
RJ: "The TARDIS is bleeding."
Phobos: (Twitching nervously,) "Bleeding?! Is it... is it a corrosive agent? An unknown substance seeping from the dimensional fabric? Oh dear, we need containment protocols immediately! And full-body hazmat suits!"
RJ: "Calm down, Phobos! It's paint, not alien blood. I'm just trying to figure out why we have a stain running down the side. It definitely wasn't designed that way."
Pandora: "RJ, focus. I just want to know why you're scanning it with a P.K.E. meter.
RJ: "Because..."
Glitch: "Because you can never be tooooo sure! Maybe it's a ghost paint! Spooky!"
RJ: "What he said."
Pandora: "For crying out loud, that's a toy P.K.E. meter! We can all safely assume it was from a can at the top. Now, can we just get back to work?"
RJ: "You would think so! But there's no stain at the very top. Just on that shelf. However... (leans in conspiratorially) ...the plot thickens, as you can clearly see multiple cans have leaked. Yet, no can I took out had any signs of leaking! How do you explain that, Pandora?"
Pandora: "Even if it was supernatural in essence, what good would scanning it with a toy do? Now please, can we get back to work?"
RJ: "I had no choice but to use the PKE meter."
Pandora: "It's a toy! What possible reason would you even have grabbed it?"
RJ & Glitch: (In unison) "Because we didn't have a sonic screwdriver, duh!"
Pandora: "I hate it here. Please, for the love of all that is Freeky Geeky, can we just get back to work?"
Mopes: "A liquid's journey... a silent mystery... questioning the very fabric... of designed containment... proof that chaos... always finds a path..."
RJ: (Looks directly at the audience,) "You know, sometimes, even in the most logical of workshops, the universe throws you a curveball. Or a leaking can with no source. ( shrugs) Don't worry, Eeeks, I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for this. Probably. Maybe. Just gotta keep scanning until the truth reveals itself... or until Pandora makes me stop."
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