Freeky Geeky Board Meeting: August 2025 – Glitch's Distraction Projects (The FUN Stuff!)
Glitch: WOO-HOO! BZZZT! RJ's done with his metal-bending, bolt-tightening, super-serious, snooze-fest stuff! My turn! Get ready, Freeky Geeky fam, because I've got the most exciting update of the whole entire meeting! We're gonna talk about the real projects! The ones that make your brain wiggle and your rubber chickens dance!
Project Toon-o-Matic 5000 Mark II!
Glitch: So, you remember the Toon-o-Matic 5000, right? (Mischievous giggle, followed by a quick, excited bounce) That little oopsie where RJ got all… drawn? HA! Well, that was just the beta test, a warm-up act! I’ve been working super-duper hard, practically non-stop, on the Toon-o-Matic 5000 Mark II! It's gonna be a BLAST!
RJ: (Voice tight with immediate concern) Glitch. No. We discussed this. No more reality-bending contraptions. My hands still twitch sometimes.
Pandora: (From her monitor, cutting in crisply) Glitch, a "BLAST" usually implies significant resource expenditure. What's the projected cost for this Mark II, and the time diverted from RJ's actual projects?
Glitch: (Bouncing even more excitedly, completely ignoring Pandora's actual question, barreling through his own thought) Cost? Oh, it's gonna be priceless for Cinema Empire! And time? This is efficiency! My goal is to make the workshop all bendy and bouncy for our videos!
RJ: (Rubbing his temples, interrupting Glitch's tangent) Wait, 'efficiency'? Glitch, how much time are you actually sinking into this when we have a quest log backlog and a mill needing an overhaul?
Glitch: (Still talking over RJ, almost singing) And that means we all make super cool animated videos together, you guys! Think of the videos! The content!
Pandora: (Voice colder, pressing) Glitch. My calculations indicate your previous iteration nearly fractured the local spacetime continuum. The energy output was catastrophic. What precisely have you "improved" that prevents another aesthetically pleasing, yet fundamentally dangerous, malfunction?
Glitch: (Waving his hands wildly, sparkles seemingly flying off him) Oh, you know! More sparkles! Less sputter! And a new "Chaos Containment Capacitor" that's totally foolproof! Probably! It’s gonna make our videos MEGA amazing! We can do how-to videos where RJ stretches his arm really far to grab a tool! Or Glitch-tutorials where I pull a giant rubber chicken out of nowhere! Plus, our crazy antics will be even crazier with boingy physics! It’ll be the best video projects ever! VIRAL! WOO-HOO!
Phobos: (Whispering frantically from the shadows, visibly trembling) Everything?! Animated?! Trapped in a loop of endless slapstick?! The theme music! Oh, the horror! The sing-alongs! We'll be stuck between frames forever! And what if the capacitor fails this time?!
Glitch: (Interrupting Phobos, not maliciously, but just too excited) Trapped?! Oh, Phobos, don't you worry about being 'trapped'! It's all part of the fun! Think of the exciting chases! And the music will be amazing! No catchy theme music, it'll be awesome theme music!
Phobos: (Even more terrified, clutching his shadowy cloak) Awesome theme music is worse! It gets stuck! In my head! Forever! The horror!
Mopes: (Slow, raspy drawl) Clean... forever clean. A drawn existence... no dust to ponder. A shallow reality... an eternal violation of entropy. The futility... of being perpetually outlined.
Glitch: (Laughing, oblivious, turning to Mopes) Exactly, Mopes! No dust! It's super clean! You'll love it! Everything so shiny and perfectly outlined! See?! Even Mopes thinks it's interesting!
Mopes: (A deeper, more profound sigh) The absence of dust... is not a victory. It is merely... a different form of despair.
Glitch: It’s gonna be great for making all sorts of stuff! Think about it, YouTube will never be the same! Never!
Glitch's Grand Vision: The Future of FreekyGeeky: Cinema!
Glitch: So yeah! The Toon-o-Matic 5000 Mark II is the future! It's gonna make our videos pop like a balloon full of glitter and rubber chickens at a surprise party! More how-tos, more crazy antics, all of us looking like super cool cartoons! It’s gonna make our videos pop like a balloon full of glitter and rubber chickens! Get ready for FreekyGeeky: Cinema! It's gonna be epic! ZOOM!
Glitch: Alright, I'm all out of super-cool, chaotic updates for now! Mopes, you're up next with your thoughts on... dust. Try not to make it too depressing! BYE!
Stay Freeky, Stay Geeky!
– Glitch 💥
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